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<Arstavial> Finally my suspicions are confirmed.
<Kisten> ?
<Arstavial> Pathe doesn't know English. And now to my next theory....Tony wears pretty pretty panties.
<Kiram> They make me feel sexy.

<Quia> Whyyyy am I eating hot soup on a day like today? >.>
<Ryukaki> Do you really need us to answer that?
<Kisten> ...you want -us- to answer that?
<Brammimonde> Freak.
<Ryukak> Go look in a goddamned mirror.
<Quia> You only want me to do that cause it's actually a two way-mirror and you're on the other side.
<Ryukaki> ... That..
<Quia> *grins*
<Ryukak> That was the most roundabout way...
<Ryukaki> I..
<Ryukaki> There's..
* Kisten snickers at Ryu
* Ryukaki just kinda blinks.


<Brammimonde> What Kayd will be giving to Qui as their engagement ring if he's smart: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230150242787
<Kayd> I've got a way cooler engagement ring planned.
<Kayd> Errr.
<Kayd> Wait, no.
* Kayd hits Brammi.
<Kayd> Your marraige insinuations are completely off-base and I hate you and hope you have a terrible day.

<Khryis> ... Qui, I am starting to eat healthier, partially because I've started to feel rather.. blah, about my food intake, but mostly, because you make it sound so damn appealing. I hate you.

<Khryis> Erin Davison, a veteran game player from San Diego, says some of her oldest friends are people she met in a text-based online fantasy game in the 1990s. "I was a military child," she explains. The game was a way for her to stay in touch with the same people as she moved from place to place. One of the people she met in that game is now her husband; they've been married for six years.
<Khryis> Heeeee.
<Brammimonde> *Hides Quia*
<Arstavial> Yikes.
<Khryis> Pffft. We've already established that Qui and I have a.. what's it called..
* Khryis searches
<Brammimonde> Platonic relationship until she hits 18?
<Arstavial> Star crossed love?
<Darlantan> restraining order?

7* Julia has quit IRC (Quit: so I said to myself, "Self..." )
<Arstavial> ...why do I know thats a Ellen quote.
<Raxacoricofallapatorius> Because it sounds like something that bitch would say?
<Khryis> Fuck Ellen.
<Khryis> Also, Fuck Hillary Clinton.
<Darlantan> Bill wouldn't, why would I?

<Amoreia> Real peace is not just the absence of conflict, it is the presense of justice.
<Julia> ...
<Brammimonde> Real peace is the absence of an underwired bra. *TWANG--- Ahhhhhhhh.*

* Janis has quit IRC (Quit: Save the world, eat a gnome! )
<Viccinidrix> ...................................
<Viccinidrix> Did he just........
<Viccinidrix> .........
<Khryis> Yes, yes he did,.
<Khryis> He admitted he was an elf.

<baby_bird> i tell ya what... if periods don't find a way to bug you irl, they'll find a way to do it on your computer!
<baby_bird> maybe the button has a cramp

<mac> Qui is God remember?
<Ryukaki> Timeless and Ageless.
* Ryukaki nods sagely.
<Arstavial> God is not a Canadian.
<Arstavial> That offends me.
<mac> xD
<Arstavial> Friggen Canadians...
<Ryukaki> Unfortunately on at least this occasion, she is.
<mac> It could be worse Arst.
<mac> She could be from Turkey
<Ryukaki> Could be a turk.

* Quia shuffles off to wind down before sleeping. >.>
<Lar`kov> Sleep is for the weak
<Lar`kov> I NEVER SLEEP!
<Lar`kov> NEVER!
<Lar`kov> Well, time for bed

<Khryis> Bunnies poo often.
<Arstavial> They do indeed Kayd. THey poo.
<Kiram> Not just every once in a while.
<Khryis> Instead, often.
<Lar`kov> Why do those three statements together make me laugh
<Khryis> Because most birds have two wings.
<Lar`kov> Stop it!@

<Lar`kov> Pathe consumes my dreams...dreams of Pathe wearing hot pockets and weilding horseshoes as writing utensils.
<Quia> ...
<Khryis> Wow, Chad.
<Khryis> That.
<Khryis> Wow.

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<globalwrench> hi :-)
<Darlantan> Oh look, a tool! :D
<Quia> Of global proportions, too.
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<Ryukaki> Because me and Eva are going to go watch the sunrise from the mountain out back.
<Kiram> You have the weirdest relationship with your cousin, dude.
<Brammimonde> Yeah. Dude.
<Ryukaki> No, really?
<Ryukaki> You say this like I'm unaware of it.
<Kiram> Seriously. I spend half the time you are talking about here, wondering if you are actually talking about a girlfriend, and I missed it.
<Ryukaki> She and I have known eachother since I was like 9. The only thing that differentiates us from a dating couple is that we don't do anything sexual.
<Kiram> That is freaky and weird.
<Brammimonde> Go ahead and post, Kayd. On the off-chance he stays online.
<Kiram> Not as weird as it would be if you were having sex.
<Ryukaki> Working on it.
<Brammimonde> SNRRRRRK
<Ryukaki> ....

<Grav> this room does a lot of reiteration
<Grav> a whole lot
<Brammimonde> This one?
<Brammimonde> RDIOOC?
<Brammimonde> On Chacircuit?

<Brammimonde> My nose is exploding! >.<
<Brammimonde> *sniffles*
<Kiram> Sorry Brammikins.
* Brammimonde wipes it on Tiny's sleeve.
<Kiram> Well, I was gonna pet you...
* Kiram sets Brammi off to the side, and goes to look for another T-Shirt.
* Kiram returns, in his Hammerzeit T.
<Brammimonde> Did you bring me tissues?
<Brammimonde> No?
* Brammimonde wipes it on Tiny's sleeve.
<Kiram> Not my Hammerzeit T-shirt...
* Brammimonde demands tissues!
<Kisten> o.o
<Kiram> I have none. My nose doesn't run.
<Brammimonde> With aloe and vitamin-E lotion!
<Brammimonde> My nose is redder than a drunk halfling's!

* Violet detonates Kayd's cortex bomb
* Khryis screams as his closet explodes, and the plastic Cortex in there is rended with flames and doom.
* Violet facepalms
<Violet> I have to hire smarter henchmen...
<Khryis> I have to figure out why I had a cortex in my closet.

<Grav> Do you have a software firewall?
<Grav> Zonealarm, psygate, etc etc
<Brammimonde> Yes. Sygate.
<Grav> Ok
<Grav> Easiest thing to do is just cut out the router
<Grav> Sygate's just as good
<Brammimonde> So, the router is, essentially, doing jack for protection?
<Grav> Well it's protecting
<Grav> Just, redundantly
<Brammimonde> Oh. So it's a spermicidal lube. When your girl is already using a foam. Got it.

<Arstavial> Someone I used to know/RP with on Yahoo, who is 18, is pregnant.
<Arstavial> God, she is going to be a terrible mother.
<Fuz> Depends, really. What are her prefered styles of Roleplay?
<Brammimonde> rotfl
<Arstavial> The woman is batshit insane, and has the emotional stability of a windows OS.

<RedEagleEXplus> He claims it just like how you claim a lot of things. : P
<Nelaphyte> Like how I claimed to have gone to the moon and wrestled moongators with Nixon?

<eugeneo> Whats a good place to download software?
<Chad> The internet
<eugeneo> ok

<Khryis> I have calculated, in the biggest waste of time since DnD's Gold Coin Flaw, that a woodchuck would chuck aproximately 700 lbs of wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* jpg was kicked by Serlina`Asthgart (Converted to .bmp; file too large for server. Server connection refused due to filesize error.)

<Brammimonde> What's a good way of naming something that is male but doesn't have a name and I'm not exactly sure what race / species it is?
<Brammimonde> *grumblefuckingreincarnationgrumble*
<Lioness> You'll wake up in the middle of the night screaming the correct name
<Lioness> Happens to me all the time...XD
<Reaper> ...

<Khryis> Maturity is in the eye of the beholder.
<Khryis> Beholders only have one eye.

<Darius> so what is new in the world today?
<Domeca> Several thousand children.

* Brammimonde draws her blade against the whetstone.
* Ryukaki gives her real swords, as drawings are useless.

<Rionerik_Alanon> ... Crud, I wanna pick more than six for Quia.
<Violet> I know >.>
<Brammimonde> I know. She's a tricksy one. :P
<Violet> I wish she'd come back and do me

<Brammimonde> rp with me or I'm totally studding the fuck out of Ryukaki's favourite jeans.
* Brammimonde wields the Beadazzler menacingly.
<Ryukaki> Ryu hasn't worn jeans for like 3 years.
<Brammimonde> Only because his ASS INFLATED.
<Ryukaki> No, because it's been that long since he's been in a TIME WHERE THEY HAD JEANS
* Brammimonde buys Ryukaki some 'easy fit' Dockers.
<Brammimonde> It's okay, honey. Everyone gets lovehandles.
<Kiram> Not Kiram
<Brammimonde> You're right. Kiram gets Smurfette-Reins.
<Brammimonde> YEEEEEEEEEHA!
<Brammimonde> RIDE 'EM PAPA SMURF!
<Ryukaki> Papa smurf can I lick your ass?
<Ryukaki> You can lick my ass, bitch.
<Kiram> NO!

* Brammimonde threatens to "Beadazzle" Ryukaki's cult-cloak
<Ryukaki> Don't fuck with his cult cloak. That shit has some powerful magic in it, and does not need to look 'trendy'
* Brammimonde draws up a pattern for a sparkly unicorn of +6 to deflecting the 'Care Bear Stare'.
<Ryukaki> Ooh come on now.
<Ryukaki> You know you can't +6 anything.
<Kiram> +5 Max

<RedHare> Why would gnome runs the Inn? Wouldn't she rather build machines?
<RedHare> Or invent things?

<Lar`kov> ((For the record...Teniel is an Outsider...))
<Yakiscythis_Rereik> ((Gasp!!... what's that?))
<Brammimonde> ((I think that he works for Apple then..... right?))

<Fortriyal> ((mkay. I'm just going to.. say that never happened. >.< Because I don't know why it did. >.>))
<Lar`kov> ((*whispers hauntingly* The dice...it's the dice...))
<Lar`kov> ((I think Bri's dice should be a permanent character here at RDI. Like a diety or something, you know? He provides judgment and success/failure for any and every action taken...))
<Violet> ((Why not, her breasts are worshiped by every guy in here despite the fact that she's HALF MY AGE!! ...... Not that I'm jealous or anything >.>))

* Kiram ponders switching off the GNOME
<Brammimonde> O.o
* Brammimonde gathers up batteries, switches to low-power mode, promises to be better.

<Rothn> Wow. I have been birdtrained. Before sitting/putting ANYTHING like feet/hands/arms/random heavy things down.. check.
<Rothn> Is there a bird sitting here?
<Rothn> No? Good.
<Kisten> lmao
<Rothn> Yes? OMG MOVE HIM!
<Khyris> xD
<Avian_Orashion> lol.
<Khyris> She's got yes/no switches.
<Rothn> If (bird isin $coord(%x,%y) { Halt }
<Rothn> XD
<Khyris> xDDD

<Khyris> E=MC^FUCK YOU QUI

<Lar`kov> Do we realize over half the OOC quotes are about how Bri's Canadian? We're all "ZOMG! BRI IS TEH CANADIAN!!1! LOLOLOLOLLLOLL!11!one!!1 QWOTE ME! LOLOLOL!!!"

<Lar`kov> Are you gonna RP or sit idly and watch as life passes you by, all the while becoming a senile old woman with fifty cats who heats pennies on an open flame and throws them on children's heads from her third story apartment window if they get too close?

<Quia> But Rio might kill me >.>
<Brammimonde> T.T
<Brammimonde> You're in Canada. The moose will eat him long before he finds you.

<Brammimonde> ..... And I realize I never actually saw thw video for this....
<Brammimonde> So I'll say this now....
<Pathe> WHAA!!!
<Brammimonde> Why does "Total Eclipse of the Heart" have NINJAS in it!?
<Pathe> LOVE!
<Pathe> LOVELOVELOVE!

<Quia`supper>I look like such a geek right now. XD Little LED headlamp, hands all coated with grit, grime, and electrical tape slime.
<Brammimonde> ...... wtf did you eat for supper!?

<Rionerik_Alanon> *muses over what horrible consequences the world would have to face, if Pathe learned to wield a sword/dagger*
<Pathe> ....
<Rionerik_Alanon> ....?
<Pathe> you think he hasn't known before in the 10, 000 or so years before?
* Pathe sniffs
<Pathe> the world hadn't ended then or they wouldn all be here
<Rionerik_Alanon> I think he's forgotten about it five minutes after he learned.
<Rionerik_Alanon> So only a few unimportant continents exploded ^_^
<Pathe> .....
<Brammimonde> Dodge! Parry! Thru-- OOOOOH! BUTTERFLY!!!!!

<Quia`sleep> Because you are heathen bastards.

<Arstavial> Last thing I need to do is go to jail for Quia
<Arstavial> (Which I would Quia, I <3 you)
<Quia`sleep> I'd bail you out. <3
<Arstavial> ....that is the hottest thing I have ever heard Quia.
<Arstavial> And so god damn wrong at the same time.

* baby_bird is besmitten by the vaginated one

<Leori> Kayd, my wireless mouse stopped workin. the little red sensor lights aren't on under it
<Leori> any idea why?
<RedEagleEXplus> Dead battery!
<Leori> they run on batteries?
<RedEagleEXplus> You said Wireless Mouse
<Leori> oh yeah
<Leori> o___o I guess they do

<Ryukaki> Also, D - 11 != Parchment.
<Ryukaki> Just incase anyone was wondering.
<Innspeople> eh?
<Innspeople> D - 11?
<Ryukaki> Yeah.
<Ryukaki> D
<Violet> D as in the roman numeral for 50?
<Ryukaki> Minus.
<Ryukaki> 11
<Ryukaki> !=
<Ryukaki> Does not equal.
<Ryukaki> Parchment.
<Innspeople> Well duh. But why would you have to clarify that?
<Ryukaki> Just incase.
<Ryukaki> Sometimes people ask.
<Innspeople> XD
<Ryukaki> You've asked me more bizzare questions than 'Does D - 11 = Parchemnt?'

<Violet> I vote Chad as unable to freeze scenes XD
<Ryukaki> I veto this vote.
<Violet> I veto your veto!
<Ryukaki> And then I start a new poll that says Chad can't freeze ANYTHING.
<Violet> ... recalls her veto

<Ryukaki> Now, tormenting the gnome..
* Ryukaki ponders briefly, and talks to Tony.
* Brammimonde sees no Tony.
<Ryukaki> I've got contacts with him in ways you can't even IMAGINE.
<Brammimonde> And ways he won't let you without pressing charges, I imagine.
<Ryukaki> Also those.
<Ryukaki> But I try not to use those.
<Ryukaki> The butt-o-phone is kinda..
<Ryukaki> Just a prototype.

-> [Chad] PING
<Chad> [Chad PONG]
-> [Chad] PING
<Chad> [Chad PONG]
-> [Chad] TIME
<Chad> Dammit, she called a timeout
<Chad> Can you do that in Ping Pong?

* Kir`Still`away checks if he was disconnected
*** Kir`Still`away is now known as Kiram
<Brammimonde> Meow.
<Ryukaki> Yep.
<Kiram> Woot. Cool
<Ryukaki> This is an automated set of messages for you.
<Ryukaki> We moved to a new sever.
<Ryukaki> irc.tonyhassexwithkayd.com
<Kiram> You know
<Lar`kov> I'm god...
<Kiram> As soon as you said the thing about the new server
<Lar`kov> This really is an automated message thingy
<Kiram> I knew it was going to be something like that
<Lar`kov> It's just timed REALLY well
<Lar`kov> And we anticipated your conversational options and programmed every possible outcome into this automated thingy
<Lar`kov> So if it seems like you're having a real conversation...you're not
<Kiram> Anyway.

<Rena> Smotemeal, breakfast of the damned.

* derrick (pirch@hidden-8A6C87.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #RDIOOC
<Quia> Say look.
<Ryukaki> look
<Arst-Sleep> look.
<Quia> It's Guest, renamed derrick
<Kiram> look
* Pathe pokes at derrick with a long stick
<Ryukaki> xD
<Lar`kov> look
<Quia> XD
<Pathe> is it contagious?
<Ryukaki> We're such Qui-bitches.
<Ryukaki> She says jump, we say 'LOL K JMPU;
<Lar`kov> I think Bri just pwned everyone by making us think something neat would happen if we typed "lool"
<Lar`kov> *look
<Pathe> is derrick real or a bot?
<Lar`kov> Dammit, every time I have something to say that's quote-worthy I typo the hell out of it on accident
* Pathe snickers
<Pathe> poor baby
<Quia> ..the funniest thing about it..
<Quia> was that I wasn't actually telling you all to say look.
<Ryukaki> Exactly.
<Lar`kov> Wow, you are good
<Quia> I was saying, Say look, It's Guest, renamed derrick

<Arstavial> But then, you could be an evil Canadian, who knows NOTHING
* Arstavial sulks.
<Quia`sleep> Nothing?
<Arstavial> Did I say Nothing?
<Arstavial> No, I dodn't.
<Arstavial> *didn't
<Arstavial> I said NOTHING
<Arstavial> GET IT RIGHT!
<Quia`sleep> *eyes her scripts*
<Quia`sleep> *eyes Arst*
<Arstavial> ....
<Arstavial> <3 Quia ;_;

<Quia> where the littlest thing that isn't really funny can send you into a laughing fit
<Brammimonde> Bounce time.
<Quia> Like the word bounce.
<Arstavial> Quia, I've always called it "Happy hour"

<Lar`kov> POP UP! I AM THIS CLOSE TO CASTING LEVEL 10 POLYMORPH ON YOU AND POLYMORPHING YOU INTO A TAMPON!
<Quia> XD
<Lar`kov> STOP POPPING UP OUT OF NOWHERE!
<Quia> lmfao
<Brammimonde> ................
<Arstavial> ....I think he was talking to an internet pop up.
* Quia remotely pwns the popup
<Arstavial> At least....I hope he was.
<Quia> Me too
<Lar`kov> Sorry, gotta teach those pop-up adds who's boss

<Brammimonde> C'mon! I wanna see some hippie-on-hellbound jerk action!!!

<Brammimonde> Oh, and that guard. Who may be dead.
<Pathe> oh yeah
<Brammimonde> Because I'm frankly sick of this assumption that beating people over the head will always cause them to go unconscious, and always result in nothing more than a slight headache upon waking.

<Brammimonde> Ryukaki != a positive role model.
<Ryukaki> xD I totaly saw that coming.
<Ryukaki> And yes, he does.
<Ryukaki> Err.
<Ryukaki> Is.
<Brammimonde> Anymore than Violet's daughter should be aspiring to be Paris Hilton.
<Brammimonde> DO YOU HEAR ME!?
<Ryukaki> Just not YOUR kind of role model.
<Ryukaki> Lololol
<Brammimonde> Ryu = MALE PARIS HILTON!!!!
<Ryukaki> Paris Hilton != Cool.
<Brammimonde> So..... where's the sex tape? Huh?

<Rionerik_Alanon> ... oh... my... god...
<Rionerik_Alanon> I... hit one of Josh's characters?
<Rionerik_Alanon> ...
<Fortriyal> XD
<Rionerik_Alanon> ... I'm definitely dreaming.

<Fortriyal> *sits on Arst*
<Arst-Sleep> oomph!
* Arst-Sleep sat upon, glowers.
* Fortriyal does the socialist dance on Arst*
<Arst-Sleep> Haha, you damn Canadian.
<Fortriyal> :D
<Fortriyal> Hell yes
<Arst-Sleep> Yeah, well, I'm going to move to Japan, and pwn your socialism with the EMPORER!
<Fortriyal> XD
<Arst-Sleep> I'll spellit wrong too, but thats not the point.
<Arst-Sleep> I'm American. SPelling doesn't mattter here, peoples pets do.

<Valence> Quia = awesome fucking bot.
<Brammimonde> ....
<Brammimonde> She's not a bot.
<Brammimonde> She's a Canadian.

<Ryukaki> Is that ALL he is doing?
<Ryukaki> I can't imagine watching a guy just sit there looking like a robot gyrating his hips at a woman.
<Violet> At least it's not corny stuff like "He thrust his purple helmeted warrior into her mound of love pudding"
<Pathe> maybe he's shy about writing details
<Ryukaki> I just can't even manage to fathom it.
<Maeleg_D`Avennes> Ryu, I just finished a bottle of vermouth
<Maeleg_D`Avennes> I am not good at expressing desire that I am fulfilled with
<Ryukaki> I'm just giving you shit.
<Brammimonde> TRY USING BOTH HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD.

<Brammimonde> Good Garl I think she's developing a fetish. O.o
<Violet> what... would you classify that as...
<Brammimonde> Tails? Wings? Claws?
<Violet> half-dragon fetish... it's not QUITE beastiality... but...
<Brammimonde> Thank God she doesn't live in Washington. We're about to outlaw that sort of thing here.
<Violet> what... having a fetish for half-dragons?
<Violet> ^^
<Brammimonde> Beastiality.
<Brammimonde> The love that dare not whinny it's name.

* Locke uses the Polar Bear as a sleepy bag, curls up underneath it and sleeps.
* Polar`Bear mauls Locke, causes him to have a flashback.
* Locke has a... flashback?
<Polar`Bear> You're parodying L O S T, aren't you?
<Kiram`needs`a`job> By flashback, I think she meant "death"
<Locke> No...
<Polar`Bear> ......
<Polar`Bear> Oooops.
<Polar`Bear> Then my namechange makes NO sense, huh?
<Locke> Locke is the name of one of the main characters of Final Fantasy 3.
<Polar`Bear> Oh.
<Polar`Bear> I just lost geek points.

<Maeleg_D`Avennes> why does everyone know he has eatten gnome on occasion?
<Ryukaki> Because elves eat gnomes.
<Ryukaki> Fucking evil sons of bitches.
<Brammimonde> Yeah. Dude. Duh.
<Maeleg_D`Avennes> erm, okay, then why was it a total suprise when he admitted it?
<Brammimonde> They didn't think HE had.
<Ryukaki> Because it's one thing to know it sterotypicaly, and another to have it admited.
<Brammimonde> They thought that THOSE elves lived down south. Or something.
<Maeleg_D`Avennes> Maeleg comes from south and east of Senesse
<Brammimonde> Farther south. You know. SOUTH. Confederate Elves.
<Maeleg_D`Avennes> sure

* Brammimonde <--- can't wait for her slutty lil' sis to get knocked up. The Law of Genetic Opposites and Dysfuntional Families demands that her child will be a complete nerd and will love me.
<Violet> ROFL
<Ryukaki> Ahahaha.
<Ryukaki> Brammi wins.
<Brammimonde> And I will shower that child with Star Wars figures. And my sister will be MORTIFIED.
<Violet> My brother's kids are opposite mine... My oldest is my son, he has asperger's syndrome... for brief descriptive purposes, it's a mild autism. My daughter is five years old and psychoanalyzes adult behaviour on a regular basis...
<Brammimonde> It and I will excitedly celebrate Bilbo's and Frodo's birthday parties with LOTR marathons and the consumption of large amounts of Pocky and finish the night with fizzball.
<Ryukaki> I would have to come sleep over.
<Violet> My brother's oldest is his daughter, who is a jungle queen... at any given moment she is babbling incoherantly and swinging around the furnature naked.. his son was reading novels before he entered kindergarten
<Violet> not literally on the reading thing
<Violet> he just reads at a very high level for his age
<Ryukaki> And uncle Kayd could teach it all about DnD And smart geeky computer things, and we can read it history novels!
<Brammimonde> My sister's spawn and I will go to SCA events, which it will talk about NONSTOP, and come home with awards for doing crafty things which my sister cannot begin to comprehend. And YES! Computers! And Froud! And Douglas Adams! And Pratchett! And MST3000!!!
* Brammimonde laughs maniacally.
<Ryukaki> YES
<Ryukaki> WE WILL CORRUPT THE OFFSPRING AND BRING IT TO THE DARK SIDE]
<Ryukaki> WITH THE END BRACKETS!
<Brammimonde> Now I just need to figure out some way to swap out ber birth control with baby asprin..... from 3000 miles away.....

<Nistur> ...does anyone actually send error reports to microsoft?
<Disana> no
<Violet> 06I have before
<Nistur> why though?
<Nistur> what good has it done you?
<Kari`> I have before
<Kari`> just to make it piss off.
<Violet> 06no good
<Nistur> it'll just get filed in a huge list of "windows problems"
<Kari`> you know..
<Kari`> I bet that list itself will crash..
<Nistur> yes

<Violet> ((Leris gave her a bag with like 1,000 gold in it XD))
<Ryukaki> (That'll go fast with magic weapons.)
<Brammimonde> ((Right. Now Will is trying to BUY his freinds. Sheesh))
<Violet> ((nono... you missed the point... a FOX caried a BAG with 1000 gold in it))
<Ryukaki> (I wonder if he's aware that 1000 gold coins would be like a golden fiddle. Weight thousands of pounds and sound really crummy.)
<Brammimonde> ((Like yo momma.))
<Ryukaki> (Ouch.)

<Ryukaki> Brammi, Colorado is where they fuck sheep :D
<Ryukaki> As well as Idaho, and the Dakotas.
<Brammimonde> Here we do something much worse.
<Brammimonde> We fuck women like Courtney Love.
<Ryukaki> You poor creatures.

<Ryusan> Goddamned rogueish politician sons of bitches..
<Brammimonde> I'm just sayin'.
<Ryusan> How did YOU end up with Ryu following you around?
* Ryusan scratches his head..
<Brammimonde> I make sure the badgers are happy and *cracks knuckles* no one gets hurt.
<Brammimonde> I'm a rogue, baby. I'm like water. I fill whatever container you put me in and I fill it perfectly.

<Violet> ((Soo if rocky mountain oysters are bull testicles, what would you call werewolf testicles?))
<Brammimonde> ((Okay..... NOW this conversation needs to go to OOC))
<Yakiscythis_Rereik> ((mulch after an encounter with Brammi))
<Brammimonde> ((NOW.))

<Violet> You may have a difficult time now... Quia just "recharged" it unknowningly
<Quia> Nice.
<Arstavial> Fun.
<Brammimonde> Fucking hell.

<Arstavial> ...wait...I'm not an individual.
<mac> o.O'
<Arstavial> I'm the combined thoughts and dreams of A THOUSAND DEAD PIRATES!

<Joshua_Kalicor> I started pouring the milk into the bowl, but stopped when I realized it was yellow
<Joshua_Kalicor> I thought, "Why is the milk yellow?"
<Quia> lmao
<Joshua_Kalicor> Then I looked at the jug and realized it was Sunny Delight

<Brammimonde> May you wake up one morning choking on your own unattached testicle.

<Dosu_Tivien> 1 + 1 does not = fish

<Kiram> In the words of all the great philosophers of the internet: w00t!

<Stryke> anywhos im off like Calgary girls shirt!
<Stryke> have a good night everyone.

<Arieyn> <Ryukaki> Ooh! Show me Qui-Qui!
<Arieyn> ...*peers* Quiqui?
<Arieyn> *calls qui quiqui*
<Quia> if you go to a different server and dont want all your stuff poping up there.. well. blah. you can find it
<Quia> yes, yes you do
<Quia> so does Ryu
<Arieyn> *shudders*
<Arieyn> i should think a one night bonding thing after clearing out his prejudice wouldnt lead to pet names, but i'll survive... oh crap... now that songs back in my head

<Lyim> words of advice for young people: With the correct alignment a selection of fine cheeses often taste of cheese.

<Pullen_Tuggen> Randomly generic rule to all RP: No matter how many there are, every princess that walks in to the Inn manages to be the most beautiful woman you've ever seen

<Fushichou> I could be a dynamic and profound purpose, too.
<Fushichou> I could be BOTH.
<Fushichou> Freudian slip, you see. Oho.
<Mariah_Demise> so what's the verdict then?
<Kai> TO DESTROY ALL OF MANKIND
<Mariah_Demise> *yawns*

<Mariah_Demise> lol...well at this point everything's a little overdone
<Fushichou> Yeah, I know. -Especially- vampyres. >>;
<Mariah_Demise> except for one...thing...that I have never seen here in RDI
<Mariah_Demise> pull on a guy suit Fush, let's go YAOI! *dances around*

<Ryukaki> You know, I could be declared legaly insane for it ¬.¬
<Reach_Mabry> Oh well Id still love ya in a non-sexual way
<Ryukaki> But of course. *Plots getting her to love him in a sexual way.* Hmmmmm.

<Tycho> *peers*
<Leori> *tackles and snuggles Qui*
<Tycho> *snuggles, tickles* maha!
<Leori> *giggles and wiggles* Hey! no tickling!!
<Tycho> *grins* awww...
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<Leori> I have a bad experience with tickling..lol...whenever I was little I spent a lot of time with my grandmother, and we would walk upto the post office like, every day...and there would be this old guy that would take me over his knee and tickly the bejeezuses out of me..
<Leori> I hated it
<Leori> tickle*
<Tycho> awww *pets* but I'm not an old man at a post office.. I dont think so, anyways...

<Leori> SQUACK, polly wants two twelve inch subwoofers for the car. O.o

<Fushichou> FOR THE LOVE OF.. oh, I don't know, muffins or something... STOP

<Leori> "I'm on a roll!...No...Wait...I'm on a muffin!"

<Ur_Mom> µ Ðøñ'T I<ñø\\' §©ÎÎ §ø Ðøñ'T T¥ ÂñÐ Ðø ÎT, ø® Î \\'Î|_|_ |-|Â×ø® ¥øµ.
<Dalia> chill
<Fushichou> ...I'm not going to even TRY to read that.
<Ur_Mom> Lmao.
<Dalia> he said...."I'm a psychotic transsexual monkey from Nevada...pay me homage by tickling my left toe"

<Unseen_Forces> O.o *blinks* Only in your dreams would I be sitting on your lap.....let alone naked, my dear.
<Avenged_Sevenfold> Just like the white wing dove...
<Avenged_Sevenfold> Well, if not in my dreams, then where else?
<Dalia> *whines, having gotten her lips suctioned into her water bottle again*
<Avenged_Sevenfold> Oh, I got an idea. In the back of a chevrolet.
<Unseen_Forces> *quirked brow* hmm...I don't think so...
<Avenged_Sevenfold> Hmm, ah well. :Goes back to taking his chances with an afk clansman:
<Avenged_Sevenfold> So Pro... nice boots )

* Avenged_Sevenfold is now known as PretentiousAdjective_PoeticNoun

<Lustful_For_Acronyms> Yes, my next character, if I ever rp again, will be a badger who has been captivated with lust and passion for an acronym.
<Dalia> O.o
<Dalia> nice visual

<Golden_Shoes> *oohs* Poetry!
<Golden_Shoes> I know some!
<Golden_Shoes> There once was a man from Mondew, who went riding in a canoe. He dreamed of women from venus, and played with his penis, and woke up to a handful of goo!
<Golden_Shoes> *Bows*
<Dalia> that's...
<Dalia> that's....that's...*blinks and searches for a word*

<_Nona_> `Twas the Night before christmas and all through the inn...not a person was up...not even Phen.The stockings were ung by the chimney with care, and all Julia and Xoi could worry about was there god damn hair.

<Lila_Corbon> *Wipes her neck, tasting some herself* Uh....Ketchup? Mmmmmmmm*Pretty's Crystal up with diarrea colored clothing and makeup*

<Viviri> fang has boobies!!!
<Viviri> **squeezes one**..nicer then mine

<_Nona_> im not in the mood to be Tator...there is a certain...flare...that must occur for me to be him
<Teru_Santara> ^_____^;;
<PeeWeeDragon> *Strikes a road flare.*

<Guest66014> Is it wrong to steal a little girl's teddy bear, and put a chip in it that will detonate whenever you want it to, and tell her if sahe wants to keep the bear in one peice she has to get someone murdered?
<Al-J> no that's not
<Al-J> ack! I mean yes it is
<Pytherion> Is the teddy bear brown , or black?

<Nari_Bard> *calls up Jade*
<Unseen_Forces> *Looks around for the object that makes the strange ringing sound*
<Tymara> *offers Jade a ringing banana *

<Nikita_Xoe> 14 *cant spell and has no grammar structure in his post* i type how i think!
<Roxannah_Joliet> *nods* I knew it. lol

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<Roxannah_Joliet> Kaine...
<Carion_Tarieth> Kainie
<Cimonto> *sarcastic tone* Yay,it's Kaine!

<_Rhiley_> *contines to write*...though my actions as hitler WERE wrong and down right mean...it was really funny...you have to admit...

<_Nona_> im gonna go people...i need to find a way to get a horse on a baseball field at 6 in the morning

<Al-J> Winter there knows what I mean but he won't tell ya
<Wintermage> hold on qui I will just copy and paste stuff from our priv chat...hold on one sec
<Maerie_Sha`lann> *thinks everybody in the room except her and EM should just get together and take it to priv* LoL
<evil_berry> qui qui ur gonna show me all this right
<evil_berry> jk
<Al-J> NOOOO!!!!!! don't tell her!!!!!
<Wintermage> lmao

<Nokad_The_Blighted> Good god im speaking Ewok...

<Sakkara> She just wants you for your books, Fang! I'd hold out for a new coffee pot, myself.

<fixed{unbreakable}> "People say the world is going to hell... but when you look back on the past, haven't we been to hell and back already?"

<_Thadeus_> *winces as a tumbleweed the size of a Cadillac rolls over him*

<Mokutou> wait....my spider sense is tingling....Oh wait. My leg just fell asleep. 1 sec.

<Direzionth> I LOVE BEAVERS! *maniacal laugh, and runs off into the depths of the computer world*

<SharedGreed> Salutations, Fang, Pronoxi, and the provenance of adroitness that is Quia. :Bows:

<El_Fang> *strikes a pose* I can handle two -- In reference to Rain and Rena

<Serrus> sorry Ren Ren, I killed him of last night, had him disembowled by several drow.
<Renata> OO
* Renata slaps Serrus around a bit with a large trout
<Renata> I WAS WAITING ALL DAY TO KILL HIM!

<Adoendithas_Tjaden> *mutter*moron*mutter
<Adoendithas_Tjaden> *
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<random> that's verbal abuse.
<random> I like it.

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* ZalaNotReallyHere pounces Qui
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<Quia> *pounced* I'm going to kill that woman.
<Forrest> Okay then
<Quia> Hey Chad.
* Forrest backs slowly away from the busty, BLS-infected homicidal maniac.

<Serianca> Oh man
<Serianca> I feel so bad for my puppy
<Serianca> I just had an accident on the rug and my mother is screaming at him
<Serianca> *HE
<Serianca> *HE JUST HAD
<Serianca> not me, jesus christ
<Serianca> *smacks herself*
<Ben> ROFL!!! QUOTE!! QUOTE!!!!
<Serianca> lmao NOOOO
<Serianca> oh man no *smacks herself again*

<Chrono_Palendius> no
<Chrono_Palendius> the best one
<Chrono_Palendius> ever
<Chrono_Palendius> is
<Chrono_Palendius> gah
<ElieneLai`ina> ...
<Chrono_Palendius> 1 min

<Thane> lets try to cut back on the OOC ok
<Quia> *raises a brow* I'm going to interpret that entirely literally, and say.. There's only been one ooc post in the ic room. and that was yours ;)

<Behemoth> i bet hilter here is thinkin of some prejudiced stuff to say about me now :}
<Adolf_Hitler> I was thinking about wanting to rape that Romanian gymnast on TV
<Adolf_Hitler> But that wouldn't go over too well I'll wager

<Thane> LAUGH!
<Adolf_Hitler> Ha?
<Adolf_Hitler> Ha ha ha?
<Adolf_Hitler> Ha ha?
<Adolf_Hitler> Ha ha ha ha ha?
<Thane> NO MORE LAUGHING!

<Lar'Kov> I look up a little ways and saw 19" isn't that big
<Lar'Kov> I was scared
<Lar'Kov> Then I realized you were talking about TVs

<Lar`kov> lmso?
<Lar`kov> Laughing my shirt off?
<Quia> typo :P
<Lar`kov> I'd pay to see that

<Chaya> holy crap
<Chaya> it just sounded like there was a lizard under my keyboard
<Chaya> having a heart attack

<random> has anyone ever went out on a date with a homeless person they picked up off the street?
<Qui`Goddess> No, sorry random, i wont go out with you. Nice try, but I won't stoop that low.
<random> WHOA!
<Qui`Goddess> go back to your box
<Fushichou> ...whoa.
<Serianca> lmfao
<Fushichou> Served.
<Serianca> *grins* good job Quia
<random>Haeliobopareebopsoapsoapantibacterialsoaplialialialialiafillerlialiastupidnamelia just got me good.
<random> I'm lovin it.
<random> and no one fucking mention McDonald's after that; I hate when you say a song lyric or commercial line and people feel the need to be "clever" by saying "huh huh huh...yeah, McDooonalds!
<random> "
<random> but anyway, I just can't get over who Qui implied that I was homeless
<random> she just totally took what I said
<Serianca> lmao, Phen: "I dont think anyone feels clever when they say McDonalds."
<random> and turned it around
<random> and used it against me
<Serianca> because she's a goddess
<random> it was classic.
<random> I mean...Carrot Top must do your writing or something.
<random> because that one was goooooood, Quia.
<random> I mean, wow.
<random> I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying.
<random> because it was so funny.
<Tsuki`No`Hana> o.o
<random> how you took what I said about dating homeless people
<random> and said the whole "no, I'm not your type" dealie.
<random> totally unexpected...I mean to-tal-ly unexpected.
<random> kudos.
<random> have you ever considered going into the profession of serving people? because you'd probably be really good at it and make some money.
<random> more than I would anyway, that's for sure.
<random> because I am a novice in comparison to your gargantuan wit.
<random> okay, I'm done
<Qui`Goddess> good.
<random> regular conversation can continue again.
 

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